
Here I am, a wee lad with a buzz cut, courtesy my dad. How I was able to look happy, I’m not sure. (See text.)
I’m going to get right to the point, then I’ll wander off into a tangent. Which is the opposite of what I usually do.
Have you oiled your clipper?
Beauty pros oil their clippers between every single haircut. Have you oiled your clipper even once?
I purchased my awesome Wahl clipper about five years ago. It came with attachments and accessories, and also a little bottle of oil.
I’m sure the nice folks at Wahl expected me to use the oil. Why else would they have gone to the trouble and expense to include it?
Guess what? I’ve never oiled my clipper. Not once. Five years is long enough, so I oiled my clipper all by myself this weekend. You can, too!
Here’s how to do it:
ONE
Brush out the stray, lost hairs that are lodged in and around the blades. You still have the brush that came with your clipper, right? If not, a toothbrush will work just fine. But it’s kind of yucky, so use someone else’s toothbrush, not yours.
Make sure the clipper is turned off when you do this. Otherwise, you’ll just chop the hairs off the brush, which accomplishes nothing. Don’t ask me how I know this.
TWO
Hold the clipper upside down. You don’t want oil to seep inside.
THREE
Turn the clipper on, and while it’s running, apply two or three drops of oil across the top blade. Rotate the clipper a little so the oil will run evenly across the blades.
FOUR
Turn it off and wipe away any excess oil with a tissue or a towel.
Here’s why to do it:
Oiling the blades helps reduce friction, which will keep your blades sharper longer. When the oil hit my clipper blades, the clipper’s buzzing shifted to a different octave, which tells me things are running slicker now.
If you no longer have the oil that came with your clipper, don’t despair. Every clipper manufacturer sells its own brand of oil, and you can get it at Sally!
Time for the tangent:
You’d expect the sound of an electric clipper motor to send me screaming into the night.
When I was very young, my dad used to cut my hair with an electric clipper. I’m told I screamed like a shark victim the entire time.
Many months passed. Maybe even years. My dad decided to trim his neck with that clipper. He discovered it pulled hair more than it cut. Dad probably did some screaming himself when he made that painful discovery.
Yes, it’s a sad, sad tale. And all the more reason to oil the blades.
Oil your blades and brag about it! Post a comment here and we’ll all share the glory.
